The South Carolina Serial Killer Leaving Amazon Reviews For The Products He Used To Kill People Is The Creepiest Shit Ever, Of All Time
GREENVILLE, S.C. — The same month that Todd Kohlhepp acquired 95 secluded acres near Woodruff, S.C., in May 2014, an Amazon user named “me” with a wish list linked to “Todd Kohlhepp” began to leave chilling reviews for products the user said he had purchased.
The reviews have caught the attention of Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office investigators, who are looking into Kohlhepp’s online interactions as part of their investigation into the man Spartanburg County Sheriff Chuck Wright has said is likely a serial killer linked to as many as seven deaths.
The Amazon user posted reviews for padlocks, tactical gear, targets, knives and gun accessories, often writing batches of reviews at various time in 2014, 2015 and 2016. The user posted a number of reviews just days before Anderson residents Kala Brown and Charlie Carver went missing in August.
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So kind of a dark story to be completely honest, I try to stay away from the serial killer beat for the most part, don’t really incorporate that into my brand too much. But I clicked this story and read it, and if I had to be creeped the fuck out by it then you all have to too.
This sadistic fuck down in South Carolina writing Amazon reviews of all the products he used to capture and kill people:
The Amazon user posted reviews for padlocks, tactical gear, targets, knives and gun accessories, often writing batches of reviews at various time in 2014, 2015 and 2016. The user posted a number of reviews just days before Anderson residents Kala Brown and Charlie Carver went missing in August.
In one review about a padlock, the Amazon user wrote, “solid locks.. have 5 on a shipping container.. wont stop them.. but sure will slow them down til they are too old to care. (sic)”
On a review of a knife posted on Sept. 13, 2014, he said, “havnet (sic) stabbed anyone yet…… yet…. but I am keeping the dream alive and when I do, it will be with a quality tool like this…”
For a shovel with a folding handle, the user posted a review suggesting, “keep in car for when you have to hide the bodies and you left the full size shovel at home…. does not come with a midget, which would have been nice.”
You know, just psychotic serial killers adapting their game to the digital age. Cool. Fuck me right?