My Heart Goes Out To This Old Man That Gets Confused For Bernie Sanders And Larry David
This election has taken a toll on a lot of people. People on both sides of the political spectrum, to people that don’t give a flying fucks about politics, and everyone in between. If I could have one wish, it would be to instantly become skinny. But if I had a second wish, it would be for this election to be over and nobody to ever mention it again. We fast forward to November of 2020 and hope that we have a better choice of candidates to choose from.
But I cannot imagine being this old bag of bones. Dude was happily moving through life, doling out Werther’s and preparing for Death’s cold touch to finally arrive. Instead he probably gets stopped every 3 feet by Bernie Bros or someone that just HAS to discuss their favorite Curb episode. And Bernie isn’t one of those political characters that will be forgotten anytime soon. You promise people free college, you will stick in the public conscious for a very long time. But if this old dude wants to make lemonade out of lemons, I guess he would be on the short list for any political parody porn starring Bernie Sanders. Which would be a nightmare but beat the hell out of this month’s social security check.
And while that picture is depressing, nothing will touch the sadness of the picture of Bernie watching the first debate.