A Russian Dad Filmed His Kid's Kindergarten Teacher Shaking Her Ass Instead Of The Class Dance Presentation
Daily Mail- A father has been left red-faced after managing to completely miss his child’s dance performance, instead filming the teacher’s bottom. A video of the wiggling pert posterior has gone viral, clocking up 160,000 views after it was filmed at a Russian nursery school when the youngsters put on a show for their parents. But as the children start dancing along to Psy’s worldwide hit Gangnam Style, the dad’s smartphone camera suddenly veers to the left and focuses on the teacher’s bottom, and stays firmly pointed at it for the duration of the dance.
Thoughts and prayers to your boy Boris that filmed this video. Because there’s no way he is still breathing or above the ground once his wife saw this video (either on his camera or after it went viral). Most wives are pretty understanding about a lot of things because they are used to their husbands letting them down. From the bedroom, to the holidays, to just everyday life. But once you start fucking up things that involve the kids and memories, you are going to get in trouble. ESPECIALLY if you are giving you allow the ass of your kid’s kindergarten teacher to not only steal the show, but to be the show. Dude has no discretion or shame in his game. Yes we saw Every. Single. Possible. Iteration of the Gangham Style dance 4 years ago. Pets doing it. Cartoons doing it. And a bunch of kids doing it. But that doesn’t mean you just get all up in this teacher’s ass no matter how much she can shake it like a snake. And if you are going to do it, you cannot adjust the camera once the performance is over. You have to act like you didn’t know it was recording the whole time or you thought the entire class was in the frame. F- work out of Boris, which is why he’s either in Siberia or taking a dirt nap.
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