Russell Wilson Knocking Up Ciara Like 10 Seconds After Getting Married Is Lamer Than Russell Wilson Not Having Sex With Ciara Till He Got Married

Just when you think Russell Wilson couldn’t get any lamer he goes and pulls a circus stunt like this. Knocking up Ciara like the first time they have sex. LAME! Honestly the guy waited like 5 years to fuck and then he fucks once and screws up fucking her for the rest of his life. I mean if you’re going to wait till you get married to have sex you need at least 3 years of no kids so you can have fun as a couple after you finally get married. You don’t get married and then knock up your smokehow wife on your wedding night. Lamest move ever by the lamest guy ever. And I’m not just saying that as a dude who is rumored to be infertile. I’m saying that as a guy who knows that kids ruin everything. Case in point KFC.

PS – I’m still not 100% convinced this is Russell Wilson’s kid by the way. There is no way Ciara doesn’t cheat on him. Hell they still may not have had sex yet but Wilson thinks it was an act of god to impregnate her.

Double PS – I know Ciara already has a kid with Future. That don’t count. He’s older. Have a newborn is a game changer and fucks your shit up for at least 3 years.