Kate Beckinsale's Husband FILES FOR DIVORCE!!!!!!!!

Daily Mail – Kate Beckinsale is headed to divorce. The 43-year-old’s husband Len Wiseman has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences, after separating in November last year. Neither Kate nor Len is demanding spousal support, indicating they may have a prenuptial agreement, according to TMZ.  Len and Kate called an end to their relationship spanning 13 years in November 2015, with reports claiming the pair had secretly separated months before. Prior to announcing their split Len was seen on various dates with much younger actress CJ Franco, 25. Len and Franco appear to have continued their romance in the wake of the split, although they have not been seen together since June of this year

I know at times, perhaps, I might tend to exaggerate. Some say I might be prone to hyperbole. I might make extravagant generalizations on occasion.

But when I say that divorcing Kate Beckinsale is the dumbest decision that has ever been made with a human brain, I mean just that. That actually might be an UNDERSTATEMENT. Committing suicide is a better decision than divorcing Kate Beckinsale. Winning the lottery and deciding not to cash in the ticket – better decision than divorcing Kate Beckinsale. Nothing compares to divorcing that girl.

Beckinsale is the hottest there was, the hottest there is, and the hottest there ever will be. She might not even be a human. Strong chance shes an alien. Only way you can be that hot for this long. I know the old adage of “show me a hot chick and I’ll show you a guy who’s tired of fucking her” but that doesnt apply to women like this. The all time greats dont get that treatment. Its honestly not even about getting to bang one of the sexiest women ever. I mean they’re married so they probably dont even smash. Its just about respecting greatness. Divorcing Beckinsale is like the Red Sox selling Babe Ruth. That dude might be cursed for the rest of his life.

PS – Only person you’re allowed to divorce Kate Beckinsale for is Juli.annee because she’s Beckinsale 2.0