NFL Monday Morning Rewind

 

Hello shoe phone, yes this is Chris, I was just calling to say that I’ve had explosive diarrhea for the past 10 years straight.

 

The games…

 

Cowboys 30 (4-4), Lions 31 (5-3)

The game of the day and maybe the year featured everything.

 

Megatron being Megatron, which basically means he is not a human being.

 

Matt Stafford throwing his big balls out there

 

 

Lebron being a terrible fan. Fuckboy city.

 

Coach Hardo doing Coach Hardo things

And the Cowboys self destructing. You won’t believe this but Dez Bryant was a distraction. Crazy right?

 

Browns 17 (3-5), Chiefs 23 (8-0)

Baby Andy Reid is now 8-0.

 

Oh Yeah

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Dolphins 17 (3-4), Patriots 27 (6-2)

So that whole “Dolphins are a dark horse and going to make the playoffs thing” was fun while it lasted huh? At least you still have these girls…

 

 

Bills 17 (3-5), Saints 35 (6-1)

I was going to say that people who dress up for NFL games are weird but I’m pretty sure that’s just every Sunday in New Orleans

 

Giants 15 (2-6), Eagles 7 (3-5)

No Huddle No Mercy!!!!

 

 

Oh Wait a second…

 

 

 

49ers 42 (6-2), Jaguars 10 (0-8)

 

Did the Jaguars lose? Yes, of course they did. But no one stops English Jaguar fans. No one.

 

Jets 9 (4-4), Bengals 49 (6-2)

 

This is how you hustle.

 

 

Jets Sunday summed up in 1 picture.

 

 

Steelers 18 (2-5), Raiders 21 (3-4)

The Raiders won! But more importantly we were all introduced to 40 year old Raider fan that dresses like a 15 year old sk8er boy.

 

 

Brief intermission to let you know that Mort should not be eating beans anymore.

 

Redskins 21 (2-5), Broncos 45 (7-1)

Someone should probably let Nate know that football games last more than 1 quarter

 

Oh and fuck off dude.

 

Falcons 13 (2-5), Cardinals 27 (4-4)

 

Matt Ryan somehow out Carson Palmer’d Carson Palmer

 

Still have sick ass mullets though.

 

Packers (5-2), Vikings (1-6)

 

The Vikings made a highlight!!!!

GIF via GIFD Sports (@gifdsports)

 

Then they went back to being the Vikings

 

But not before we got to see Hardo of the year.

 

 

And Waldo, who I would like to find, kidnap, and lock in my basement for ever.

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