Ciara Knocked Up...Congrats On The Sex, Russ Wilson! (Probably!)

He did it! He did it! Probably? Right? I mean anybody else you immediately throw out a “congrats on the sex.” But this time around its like hmmmm *Thinking Face Emoji* Its more like “Congrats on the possibility of sex.” Or maybe its more like “Hey Future, congrats on the sex again?” We’ll have to wait until that baby pops out. If its a Ciara/Russ love child it will be one of the most sexually confusing children of all time. If its Future’s kid, it will come out looking a little bit like Meryl Streep:

And he’ll be mumbling and shit.

Until then, we wait. I suppose we have to give Russell Wilson the benefit of the doubt and say that A) He really did have sex with her and B) Hes a one hitta quitta. Its almost exactly like 3 months since his wedding date. Good for you Russ. Real men knock chicks up on one try. But we might as well just schedule the episode of Maury Povich right now. Ciara Future and Russ all up on that stage. Maury with the paternity test results. Tell me that wouldnt be the single greatest moment in Twitter history if they live streamed Ciara’s paternity test results.