Hillary Clinton Roasted The Fuck Out Of Donald Trump At The Al Smith Dinner

For those who don’t know, the Al Smith dinner is a fun, light-hearted dinner that happens every election. The candidates get together for the last time before the election, put politics aside, and just rib each other a bit. You ready for a shocker? Not this year, folks! Stunning, I know. This year they took it as one more time to go at each other’s throat and once again, Hill Dog came out on top.

I’ll be honest, I haven’t even watched the Hillary video clips because I’m sure she butchered the FUCK out of those lines. Her system hasn’t upgraded to the newest iOS so she still doesn’t really compute comedy. I said as soon as Biden announced he wasn’t running that for the first time in my life we’re not going to have a cool, charismatic president and I don’t need to watch those videos to cringe and be reminded of just how bad the next four years are going to be with the I Swear I’m Cool mom. But just reading the lines? Roasted the fuck out of him. Humor is bipartisan so don’t even try and say those aren’t some good zingers. She absolutely had some lame as fuck lines throughout the night (“I want to put you all in my basket of adorables!” PUKE), but all of those burns listed above are gold. The shit about Trump being Putin’s horse and “Wish Bloomberg was around tonight, I’d like to hear from a billionaire” are fucking platinum because you know the billionaire shit made Trump want to flip the table and stom-out like the fat fucking toddler he is.

And Trump? Well, he did just how you’d expect. He had one good line about Melania stealing Michelle Obama’s speech.

That was good, I’ll give him that. Like I said humor is bipartisan so I’d by a hypocrite if I didn’t duff my cap to that one. But after? Well, after he got booed mercilessly. At a charity dinner. A Catholic charity dinner. I’ll say that again, Donald Trump got booed at a motherfucking Catholic charity dinner.

Do you know how big of an asshole you need to be to get booed at something like that? Fucking Beelzebub himself could show up and they’d start waxing poetic about turning the other cheek and shit. A snake could slither with a tray of apples and they’d be like “well, forgiveness is closest to godliness.” But Donald Trump is such an insufferable dickbag that they tried to boo him off the stage at a fun, lighthearted, Catholic charity dinner. Of all the things he’s done that scream, “I’m the biggest piece of shit on the planet,” that might be number one.

PS – Unreal reaction for this guy before the boos started raining from the heavens.