This Chick Deepthroats An Entire Stick Of Butter And Its Maybe The Best Thing Ive Ever Seen

Let me tell you something…I opened up the front page of Reddit, saw this:

And have never, ever, ever clicked something as fast as I did.

That was an incredible performance. Incredible. Deepthroating a stick of butter shitfaced in the kitchen is an all time drunk move. And my favorite thing is how this all came about. You know shes obviously got this reputation that she has no gag reflex. You know everyone knows that she can make a Sprite can disappear in her mouth. And so when she gets together with her girls or all her “guy friends” who definitely want to have sex with her, they probably bring it up all the time. Everyone all blacked out like “Becky can deepthroat anything.” “No she cant” “Yes she can” “No she cant.” “Yes she can…Becky, show these guys what you can do!” And then she’s like “alright give me something I’ll show you.” Sometimes there’s some regular things around. Things that sort of make “sense” to deepthroat. And then other times you gotta settle for a stick of butter. They whip it out of the fridge and she’s like “Alright…well…sometimes you gotta race.”

This is the whole fictional background story I’ve created for this girl swallowing a bar of Land o Lakes like it was a Tic Tac. I hope you liked it.