That Moment When You Find A Message In A Bottle But It's From Two Guys Who Were Coked Up Outta Their Minds

Whoops. Not exactly the note you think you’ll find in a message in a bottle. You think it’s gonna be a life lesson from a wise person who has since passed away or a beautiful poem or even a treasure map. Nope. This is the real world kid. Get used to it. Wise words, elegant poems and treasure maps don’t exist. It’s just two guys who are high as fuck writing a letter, sticking it in an empty Heineken bottle and launching it into the sea. That’s honestly a lot of work for a couple of stoned dudes. Pretty impressive stuff when you think about it. I feel like the last thing you wanna be doing when you’re coked up and partying is to stop everything and do a little arts and crafts. To each their own I suppose.

A little shocked that note wasn’t from Dirty Mike and the boys