Lyin' Ted Cruz Working The Phones For Trump Is My New Favorite Image Of This Election

Ted Cruz didn't have much luck getting live human on line while making calls at Rep HQ's in FTW today, left this voicemail a few times. pic.twitter.com/rYxZ7Aabg0

— G.J. McCarthy (@gjmccarthy) October 5, 2016

Lyin’ Ted! Back from the dead!

What a year it’s been for Ted. He got put through all the different stages of owned by Trump. Hit for the cycle. First, he was positive. Shrugged Trump off, didn’t consider him a threat. Said Trump was good for the process. Then he started losing, panicked, realized he was fucked, and attacked the shit out of the Donald. But it was too late. He even announced Fiorina as his VP only to mathematically get eliminated about 15 hours later. She was a VP candidate for like one dinner. Then he took his prime time slot at the convention, refused to endorse Trump, told everyone to “vote their conscience” and got boo’d out of the state of Ohio (22 second mark).

Then went dark for several months, only to pop up a few couple weeks ago and agonizingly endorse Trump.

Cruz: The decision to endorse Donald Trump was "agonizing" https://t.co/GMPEw6DagM pic.twitter.com/KT268N2Na7

— Talking Points Memo (@TPM) September 26, 2016

And now here he is all-in. Posted up at the phone bank cranking through calls like an entry-level inside sales guy. Just a BDR for Trump 2016.

Wild ride for Lyin’ Ted. This pic is the perfect summarization of Ted Cruz For President 2016.