Wake Up With 110-Year-Old Flossie Dickey Not Giving A Single FUCK About Her Birthday

Sometimes you just get to the age where birthdays suck. And Flossie gets it. Still one of my all-time favorite clips.

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I don’t care if I already blogged about 110-Year-Old Flossie Dickey not giving a FUCK about her birthday on Friday afternoon. Apparently not enough eyes have witnessed this video yet. It’s 2016. Something as soft as a mouse queef and/or Damn Daniel goes super viral every single day. Why isn’t Flossie Dickey on every newspaper, billboard, TV station in all the land? Not only does this electric ol’ bag of bones have it all, this may be one of the most perfect videos of all-time. A first ballot Hall Of Famer the likes of Star Wars Kid and the Rhubarb Lady. It’s not just sassy Flossie giving zero fucks. The oblivious smokestack interviewing a 100-year-old like she just won a freaking Pulitzer and a nursing home worker describing Flossie as a rescue pet right in front of her put this into all-time territory. As awful as it is to say, Flossie needs to stay awake till she’s 210 for the world’s entertainment. And if she didn’t drop dead on the spot just to spite that entire thing, she’s got a lot more will in her. A world without Flossie Dickey is no world at all.