Ben Simmons Fractures His Foot, Philly Still Can't Have Nice Things

Fuck. Existance.

Details are few and far between right now, but anytime you throw around the terms “Fracture” and “Foot” with a big man in the NBA, it’s bad. That shit ended the careers of Greg Oden and Yao Ming. It caused Joel Embiid to start his rookie season 3 years after being drafted. I’m hoping for the best, but fuck. Let things work out the way they should for once.

Now let’s close our eyes, take a deep breath, and think about Carson Wentz. I apologize for making your pants wet.