Dez Bryant Didn't Go To His MRI Because He Didn't Want To Hear The Bad News

What a guy, this Dez Bryant. Just goes to show that he isn’t too different from you or I. It’s like when you were 11 and knew you were in trouble so you’d pretend to be asleep or when you were in high school and “your phone died”.

So as much as I hate Dez Bryant, I love this move out of him. If he doesn’t go to his MRI, he’s good to play on Sunday, doctor can’t say you’re hurt if you never get checked out. As for missing the team meeting, well that’s just Dallas Cowboys team leader day 1 shit. Noted locker room leader Greg Hardy routinely missed meetings, so why wouldn’t Dez as well? It’s just how they operate down there. Inmates running the asylum.

In a perfect world for me, nothing but bad things happen to the Cowboys so the more Dez wants to blow off treatment and meetings and the like, the better. The Skins need all the help they can get this season, so this is a good start.