This Deer Was PISSED After He Got Hit And Was Out For Revenge

ABC 13 - The Howell Township Police Department said one of its officers was driving down Oak Glen Road while responding to a call, when the patrolman saw a deer cross the road in front of an SUV up ahead of him.

The driver of the SUV – identified as 43-year-old Ellen Sager of Howell – braked, but kept going for a short distance before pulling over.

As the officer pulled up to the SUV to check on Sager, the deer darted out from the side of the road – just as Sager was opening the door – and started attacking her.

In the video released by the police, Sager is seen fighting off the deer.

I’m team human 99.9% of the time. I love animals, but I have to give the upper hand to humans because we have opposable thumbs and technology and don’t poop under trees (usually). Deer are generally the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet. Just running across the street without looking both ways, while prancing like they own the place before getting wrecked by SUVs. Deer need to start a newsletter or something to spread around the deer community so they stop doing blatantly stupid shit and getting themselves killed.

Now that other .1%? This deer in this video. Dude was out for BLOOD. Yo wanted revenge. And I respect that to the max. He was minding his own deer business and a car pummeled his ass out of nowhere. The human was going to check on the deer and he went after him with the fire of 1,000 suns. When deer fight back, I can get behind them. Instead of limping off into the sunset, he stood up for all his ancestors who have become road kill of the past and took matter into his own hands. If the deer stabbed the human through the heart with an antler, I would have stood and applauded. That’s just nature’s beauty at its finest.