NFL Rewind - NFC

Monday’s…

Detroit 27, Green Bay 34

Hey Detroit went down down 31-3

Hey Detroit came all the way back and was only down 7 with 3 minutes left.

Hey Detroit is 1-2

You know what’s a fun thing to do every season? Pretend Aaron Rodgers sucks. As a Bears fan I know how foolish this is but I always enjoy the national media freaking out. This past week the hot stat was Blaine Gabbert vs Aaron Rodgers.

Because OH MY GOD LOOK THEYRE THE SAME GUY!

Then Rodgers comes out and reminds you why he’s Rodgers and I get depressed for another year.

This throw was stupid. Going against his body, 70 yard throw basically right on the money. Fuck

Delly will fit in nicely in Wisconsin. Never has a pro athlete looked less like a pro athlete.

Minnesota 22, Carolina 10

Sammy Sleeves and Kyle Rudolph are a bonafide tandem, yup, you read that correctly.

When your season isn’t going as planned so you take it out on the poor guys standing on the sideline.

I know what people will say, something is off with Cam, but in his defense the Vikings D is the best in the league. They just made Cam and Rodgers look like shit in back to back weeks.

Then again, Cam doesn’t get much sympathy when he does this.

Washington 29, New York 27

Nothing like a Week 3 rivalry game to get the juices flowing.

And nothing like a Kirk Cousins vs Eli Manning matchup to have a few laughs.

The real story of course is that Odell Beckham continues to stay totally under control in big time games. Yup, emotional composure all over the place.

Good thing we had a couple of Giants on the show and asked them to pretend that they won. Whoops!

At least Giants fans are keeping calm about things.

LA 37, Tampa Bay 32

HUGE NEWS

Loving my Jameis Winston MVP pick.

Especially when he runs 8 yards down the field and still looks to throw the ball.

Or when he fumbles and let’s the opposing team take it to the house.

So yeah, I’m not really liking my Jameis Winston MVP pick.

San Francisco 18, Seattle 37

The NFL cares about player safety number 1.

Pans to Pete Carroll smiling ear to ear after Kam Chancellor killed a guy.

Get that recovery water on deck stat.

Don’t hate Trevone Boykin though.

Just chill out man.

Not from yesterday, but still the best.

Chicago 17, Dallas 31

Me watching this Bears season. Fucking done.

Love the Saints tonight so take the Falcons.