Obama Speaks In Philly, Immediately Talks About Hopping On The Wentz Wagon

Everything’s coming up Ginger! Annnddd of course Obama gets boo’d once he says keeps his allegiance with Da Bears. To each their own. But it only confirms the lingering aspect that this red-headed-hick has risen this city from the ashes in just one start. Sure, pandering to a city’s sports fanbase is politics 101. If Barry O was running for re-election he probably wouldn’t even mention the Bears and would be forced to belt out a Dallas Sucks for some guaranteed votes. But still, the fact the POTUS and his Vice Pimp In Chief in Joe Cool Biden are blowing the fire out in Carson’s crotch is pretty neat stuff.

Biden and Beau. Pimp. Fresh. That grin on Joe just reeks of either giving or receiving a goose. Probably both.