RG3 Has Shockingly Been Placed On IR, But I'm Sure He'll Handle It Maturely

It happened. It really happened. Yesterday I was joking with friends about “how long until RG3 suffers his season ending injury?”, but we weren’t joking at all. I just didn’t think it’d happen WEEK ONE. RG3 initiated contact to show he’s the captain now, anddddd it backfired. I guess running his frail body into a safety was not the best idea?

That’s the good ol’ RG3 we all love. Our true “welcome to the new NFL season” moment. RG3 to the IR, a tale as old as time itself.

But now we anxiously await for his first tweet. It’s going to be an all timer. Hoping for a new catchphrase. Need a new catchphrase. #AllInForWeek12