Probably Not The Best Political Play For This Aspiring NJ GOP Candidate To Wish Rape On Journalists

Going with the rape via Syrian refugee and cunt calling moves, eh Michael Krawitz? A savvy political play that most likely hasn’t been seen since the Nixon years. The derogatory route has been used before in the political spectrum. Hell, LBJ used to whip out his dick during cabinet meetings to prove a point (true story). Not sure what point he needed his well fed Texan hog to prove, but I’m sure it was proven. Quickly. And how can we forget when Lincoln famously stated, “Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed, is more important than any other one thing, unless you’re getting the anal raping you deserve, you dirty little cunt.” Not too sure what Krawitz was trying to get across by wishing rape on someone in 2016, but I guess that’s just his way of expressing himself. If anything he’s not qualified to take office solely because he slings his hate One. Fucking. Message. At. A. Time. Can’t trust someone that legitimately off to include a sentence after every word.

Wait, no, he’s not qualified because he withdraws from campaigns like a 4th-grader attempting to forge a parent’s note to get out of school. It would almost be cute if he weren’t the literal scum of society.