This Legendary Kid Hates School And He's Not Afraid To Tell You About It

Legend. Absolutely everything about this kid screaaaaaaams legend. The sign, the Superman socks that are clearly men’s because the heel is midway up his calf, the Breds…. he’s a legend. I believe this is where the kids on Twitter say “you vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.” Sure, you’re fun. You’re a happy go lucky guy who like the Ninja Turtles and holding hands at recess. Maybe you even share your snacks, I don’t know. But you and her both know that she’s crushing on the bad boy in his dad’s socks who doesn’t smile and DOESN’T like school. He’s the one who will put a finger in her butt before CCD. It’s a heavy burden to bear but everyone with a brain knows that’s how it goes. That kid’s gonna steal Ninja Turtles girlfriend and everyone elses’ girlfriend because that’s just how life works.

PS – For real tho, showing up to the first day school in Bred 1s is a powwwwwer move.

PPS – I take back that PS. I’m not sure it is because no way do any other kids know how awesome those sneaks are. It’s a tree falls in the forest situation. If little Timmy where’s Bred 1s to school but no one knows what they are, does he even steal your girlfriend?