Sylvester Stallone's Dimepiece Of A Daughter Single Handedly Made The Duckface Extinct
Sweet Jesus. Ease up on the Warheads there, girlfriend. So people were saying Sly was dead over the weekend. Granted, if you’re judging by his Tweets that someone, somehow lets him do himself, the man may legit have been declared brain dead a long time ago. But Stallone put up an IG with his daughter to prove he’s alive and somewhat well. All well and good, till she decided to go with a Duckface so preposterous I’m surprised she wasn’t shot out of the sky. An unreal level of puckage. The Duckface should have never have been born to even allow the craze to be killed. It’s a travesty to good looking girls everywhere, especially when you’re an outright smokestack like Sophia Stallone. But at least it’s good to know she can suck a golfball through a garden hose when the time never comes.
Sweet genes, Rock. Women. Weaken. Legs.