Floridians Are Living The Dream with Upcoming Hurricane

What a perfect time for a bitch ass hurricane. My goodness. Cant draw it up better than that. Northern Florida deals with strong thunderstorms daily. Dealing with a WEEEAAAKKK category one hurricane aint shit.

A 70mph wind hurricane is literally the most pussy type of hurricane there is. Duval county schools closing for a cat 1 hurricane on an already long weekend is diabolical. Everybody is gonna leave early today to “prepare” for the hurricane aka go get beers and booze and get ready for the best opening weekend of college football ever. 4-day and damn near 5-day weekend to close out the summer is living life the right way. Hurricane Days > Snow Days. Just a fact. Cant wait to see the videos of people jet skiing/kayaking down the street boozed all the way up.

If somehow the weather is actually bad and lots of people die I will delete this post so fast it’ll make your head spin.