The Chick Doing Yoga On A Plane Can Get All The Fucking Way Out Of My Face

Wait until this plane is flying over a cold, desolate, jagged mountain range, open the door up, and throw this woman out. 30,000 feet going 600 MPH, throw her ass out of the fucking plane. Theres enough shit you gotta worry about on a plane. Should I recline my seat? Should I not? Who gets the arm rest? Battling the guy in the middle for armrest supremacy. Timing your bathroom trips so youre not stuck behind the drink cart. The crying babies, the fat people in the aisles. The last thing you should have to deal with is someone doing a goddam handstand in her seat next to you. Not even a good headstand, btw. Thats like a frogstand. Thats what the fat kids did in gymnastics. But thats neither here nor there. Good headstand, shitty headstand, whatever. That is NOT something you should have to tolerate on a plane. Certainly not in a fucking post 9/11 world. You cant do goddam anything on a plane anymore and we’re just gonna let this yogi asshole sit there on her head, upside down? For sure not. That is unacceptable. The plane is similar to the subway in that you should just pop in your headphones, keep your head down, and not rock the goddam boat. The plane takes off…you go to sleep, watch a movie, eat some peanuts, keep your fucking head forward, dont do goddam yoga…and when the plane lands you get off the plane and go about your business. Not hard, assholes.