CM Punk Isn't Nervous About His MMA Debut Because He's Already Literally Shit Himself On Live TV Before

Well, shit. Here I was thinking Punk had no shot to beat Mickey Gall next Saturday, buy woah boy was I mistaken. Punk just pulled the rabbit out of the hat and turned the tables on Gall. Now if I’m Gall, I am very nervous. Punk has nothing to lose. Punk can’t be embarrassed. “What’s the worst thing that can happen?” indeed.  I had completely forgotten about the time Punk pooped his pants on Smackdown. After you shit yourself on live TV, everything is off the table. Punk is absolutely, 100% correct about this. He’s already shit his pants on WWE and finished the match, so he has nothing to lose here. If I’m Mickey Gall my entire gameplan just got turned upside down and inside out. The lines in Vegas just moved. This fight just got 100 times more intriguing.

I’m still firmly #TeamMickeyGall because CM Punk is a crybaby loser, but if you can’t respect someone who poops their pants, you just don’t respect the United State of America.