Jose Canseco's 10 Point Plan To Fix Baseball

Did Jose Canseco just fix MLB? I’m pretty sure he did. I mean let’s all be honest, Major League Baseball is more fun when players are juicing and hitting mammoth home runs and putting up crazy numbers. Chicks dig the long ball, and so do guys. So why not juice the ball and have HR Derby settle ties, and move league offices to Las Vegas? Let John Rocker and Mitch Williams ump games. Sounds like a win-win to me.

By the way, the banning moobies and anyone who isn’t 100% human was basically Canseco saying he hates A-Rod. I mean that was two rules to ban one guy, seems a little overkill.