The Miami Dolphins Will Be Re-Naming Their Stadium "Hard Rock Stadium"
This logo is siiiiick btw
NFL.com- Welcome to The Rock? The Dolphins are holding a press conference on Wednesday afternoon to officially announce the new name of their stadium: “Hard Rock Stadium.” The name, obviously in reference to the chain of classic rock-themed hotels and restaurants, will be unveiled alongside “exciting international soccer news,” according to a release sent out by the club.
If the prospect of nabbing some Tupelo Chicken Tenders during a Ryan Tannehill start doesn’t get you going, how about the guest list at the dais for Wednesday’s press conference? Expected in attendance to make the announcement: Bernie Kosar, University of Miami Athletic Director Blake James and “international music superstar” Pitbull!
Oh fuck yes! Finally The Hard Rock Cafe HAS COME BACK to the social consciousness of America. Simply a brilliant move out of the owners of the Miami Dolphins. I feel like most of the country hates Miami sports fans for two reasons:
1. Their weather, beaches, and women are incredible
2. They are not known as the most loyal, diehard fan base
But can you get more Common Man than the Hard Rock Cafe? Sure Applebees, Chilis, or even Planet Hollywood would have been a decent name. But the thing that separates the Hard Rock from the rest of those fried food palaces are the shirts with the different city names. The only shirts cooler than Hard Rock shirts back in the day were No Fear shirts and Big Johnson shirts.
The Dolphins are already one of those teams that has a ton of fans across the country for no real reason other than “I liked Dan Marino” or “I like the colors”. Well make room on the Dolphins bandwagon, because there are about to be a whole lot of Hard Rock fans ready to rock the teal and orange while saying “The Rock” like Sean Connery.
And maybe, just maybe, everyone’s favorite Jags superfan will shock the world and change allegiances in the NFL hotbed of Florida to the Dolphins.
I guarantee that Mrs. Take It To The Limit visits the Miami Hard Rock Cafe multiple times when she visits the Miami beach house.
Roger Podacter must be smiling in heaven today, because he was clearly a Hard Rock guy when he was alive. And you know Podacter would have been dancing his ass off to Pitbull if he was still with us. RIP Roger. The franchise you put on your back for years appears to be in good hands.