Brazilian Diving Duo Split Up Because One Partner Was Having "Marathon Sex Sessions" With An Olympic Canoeist

NY Post – A Brazilian diving duo are drifting apart and will no longer compete together — because one of them engaged in a “marathon sex session,” according to reports. Giovanna Pedroso, 17, said she was booted from her room in Olympic Village so that her partner, 20-year-old Ingrid Oliveira, could have a late-night romp with another athlete, according to South American media outlets. She wasn’t allowed back in her room all night as Oliveira got busy with canoeist Pedro Goncalves. The banishment caused a major fight between the divers, who finished last in the women’s 10-meter synchronized diving event last Tuesday. And now, Pedroso decided to permanently ditch her partner and compete on her own. “After the Olympics, I will focus on my individual,” she told Brazilian newspaper O Globo. “It’s good because I will not need to depend on anyone. Then I will be able to improve and evolve more.” Goncalves didn’t comment on the sexcapade, telling GloboEsporte, “My personal life, I do not speak about.”

Hey Giovanna why dont you cry about it some more you cock blocking son of a bitch? Waaaaah I was sexiled because my roommate was getting that Good Good! Waaaah nobody wants to give me that Canoe Cock! I would probably be jealous if my diving partner looked like this:

 

She was referred to as the “Hottest Diver In Rio”

Shes got that ass:

No wonder her partner is jealous. I mean maybe you should live a little, huh Giovanna? Go find a badminton guy to throw it in you or something. Youre a fucking diving duo. Gotta be the bottom 3 last Olympic sport anyone cares about. Whats the number 1 least cared about Olympic sport? Canoeing. And you know who knows that? THIS GUY:

That dude is good at 2 things – canoeing and fucking Brazilian bitches and he’s already done his canoeing. He’s just trying to get his rocks off, and Ingrid doing the same. Maybe Giovanna needs to get her priorities straight. They finished dead fucking last in diving. Going home with absolutely nothing in your hands. At least your partner is going home with some D in hers.

Bottom line is if you’re not Usain Bolt or Michael Phelps or winning a medal in a sport anyone cares about, you should get your fuck on. You’ll remember a Marathon Sex Session far longer than any moment up on the podium for 10 meter diving.

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