Sweet Pea, The Stripper Who Clobbered Jacoby Jones In The Face Had One Hell Of A Back Page Ad

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This is how you sell baby. It’s like when you’re looking for an apartment on Craigslist and small becomes “cozy”. Or a busy street becomes “Heart of downtown”. Or an old outdated apartment becomes “charming”. Sweet pea knows what she’s doing. 5’7, 163, look like a man? Oh you’re just “not like most girls”. Willing to do anal or beat people with a champagne bottle? That right there is “open minded”. So what if her face isn’t the best looking? Soft Lip City, population Sweet Pea.

Seriously though, if you’re John Harbaugh you have to cut everyone associated with this purely based on their taste in strippers.