Sofia Vergara Won The Emmy's

I didn’t watch a second of the Emmy’s. I don’t know who won, I don’t care who won. I do care however about Sofia Vergara’s titties. Absolute force nature. Her tits are like the 8th wonder of the world. Stare at them long enough and it will cure any hangover (not really but you get my point).

Oh and remember that time I said Jenny from the League was the hottest mom on television 4 days ago?  Good call Big Cat, you stupid fat fucking idiot.