Ghost Who Smeared Poop and Pee on Door Captured
We talked about it on KFC Radio this this morning, but I need to reiterate something. I feel like all you ghost believers are playing it really fast and loose with “ghosts” and frankly, I find it irresponsible.
Now, I’m not one who typically will ignore the fact that someone smeared poop and wee all over another human’s doorstep and entry way. That’s a shitty way to start your Friday, especially if you haven’t had your coffee.
You wake up, get dressed, and start to head out for another long day at the dick sucking factory but before you can lock and secure your door like a responsible home owner/ renter, you are engulfed in the flames of someone else’s poop stink. Brutal. I’d be sad as shit.
I cant imagine living a life where you are concerned about the level of poop on your door every morning for SEVEN months. How do you sleep? How do you ever feel relaxed when you know that somewhere out there a person dressed like a ghost is laying in wait to treat your door like a bagel with poop cream cheese?
My goodness. The terror.
The story itself deserves attention, but the fact that this ghastly deed is credited to ghosts is problematic. It’s not ghosts; it’s the tale as old as time of some weird bro dressing up in the middle of the night and going to his enemy’s house with a satchel full of shit and piss to inflict damage like we’ve never seen. Simple as that.