Gisele Is Gonna Get Mugged At the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Dailymail – Supermodel Gisele Bundchen will be robbed during a scene in the Olympics opening ceremony in a brutally honest reflection on life in Rio de Janeiro, it was reported today. Details of the unexpected twist, which will be watched by an estimated 900 million viewers on Friday night, were revealed last night on social networking sites by spectators who watched a full dress rehearsal yesterday. According to guests, during a section on the urbanisation of Brazil, spectators will hear a song describing Brazil’s high number of road accident victims. Then, as Gisele, the world’s highest paid supermodel and one of Brazil’s most famous stars, struts down a catwalk to the sound of The Girl From Ipanema, she is held up by an actor and robbed, according to internet posts.A chase then takes place around the 78,000-seater stadium as police officers race to catch the assailant before she shows that good will prevail, according to reports.

I don’t want, but I need Brady to be involved in this skit.  Like they should have the robber be dressed as Roger Goodell.  And then when he robs Gisele and is sprinting away and thinks he is gonna get away with it Brady launches a perfect spiral that hangs above the moon for a split second before crashing onto Goodell’s head and knocking him to the ground.  Brady then rushes at him and attacks him like Jon Snow did with Ramsey Bolton and beats him till his brain is gushing out of his head.   He rips Goodells heart out of his body and holds it to the sky as the entire crowd roars their delight.  BEST OPENING CEREMONY EVER.   I can see the Brazil crowd going bananas now…. Somebody do me a favor and cue the damn music!