Super Drunk Uber Rider Etches Herself Onto The Worst Passenger HOF Ballot

Oh what a night. Go out with a few friends, have a couple drinks, then…BAM! You come to at a Jack-In-The-Box about to be a viral sensation because your drunk ass demanded your Uber driver to drive you into the “Abyss”. This mess of the Earth is lucky the driver was nice enough to drop her off (to get promptly arrested) at the nearest fast food spot. Ten seconds into that drunken diatribe and it would’ve been game over in my car. A literal kick to the curb would serve her right. Or at least a tap of the brakes when she tried to climb up front. Sweet panty flashes though, hun. Way to unknowingly play to your strengths.