Jesse Jackson Jr's Tax Auction Was Today And It Featured Michael Jackson Memoribilia And Fur Capes

(Source) A dozen pieces of memorabilia and luxury clothing once owned by disgraced former Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. are being auctioned off. The items include Michael Jackson and Bruce Lee memorabilia and fur coats and capes. The U.S. Marshals Service is selling the 12 items, which were surrendered by Jackson Jr. to help pay off a $750,000 money judgment against him. Jackson Jr. pleaded guilty in February to looting his campaign fund for personal expenses. The auction, which is being held online at txauction.com, will end on Sept. 26. The proceeds will be deducted from the money judgment owed by Jackson Jr., according to the Marshals Service.

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Capes, fur coats, and Michael Jackson memorabilia, that’s not creepy at all Jesse. Weird Bird city right there. And I know what you’re going to say, those are probably his wife’s capes. Well I’m not buying it. If you put Michael Jackson’s face all over your house you also wear Cashmere capes. Those two things go hand in hand. Not everyone who wears capes is into pedophiles, but everyone who is into pedophiles wears capes. That’s just how it works. So yeah, hope you got that tax bill taken down a notch Jesse because now everyone will think you’re a psycho who listens to MJ while twirling in your house.

Sidenote – I realize this is slightly hypocritical of me because my Tax auction would be my x-box, hand claw, and monopoly tie, and everyone would think I’m an autistic child trapped in a man’s body, and they would be mostly right.