This Bear Wandering Aimlessly With An Empty Container Of Cheese Balls On His Head Is All Of Us

Few things in the world are more addicting than cheese balls. They creep up on you. You think you’re just gonna have one or two cheese ball and then put them away. Then before you know it your entire body is covered in orange dust, your fingers are permanently stained and you don’t remember what happened. It happens every single time. Especially since they only sell them in those giant tubs. “Oh you want to buy a reasonably-sized container of cheese balls? Well too damn bad. Here’s a jug that contains enough balls to fill the bed of a Ford F-150.” So I get where that bear is coming from. He wanted one or two cheese ball then BOOM he’s got the container stunk on his head and people are laughing at him. We’ve all been there.

Also, don’t feel too bad for the bear. A guy lassoed (yes, lassoed) the bear a few days later and called the authorities. Thank god that guy had his lasso handy and the necessary skills

Jim Hawkins, owner of Four Mile Creek Bed and Breakfast, saw the bear on July 15 and again two days later. Hawkins decided to leave some rope and gloves and keep his eyes peeled. Someone saw the bear a few days later. Hawkins grabbed his gear and ran to find it. He threw a loop of rope around the bear’s midsection. “It was like a rodeo,” Hawkins told the Post Independent. “The bear figured out his problem was at the end of that rope.” Hawkins and the 100-pound bear wrestled briefly. The bear then gave up and ran up a nearby tree. Hawkins tied off the rope until wildlife officers arrived.