Stop The Presses, YouTube Pranksters Figured Out A Girl With A Big Butt In Short Shorts Will Get Stared At In Public
YouTube pranksters in recent years have gotten a bad rap, a lot of guys faking videos or on the other end of the spectrum doing things like hilarious murder-based pranks. But for as fast as we are to condemn them, we should applaud them when they somehow stumble upon something as innovative as this. Marie Curie discovering radium, Jonas Salk curing polio, and these two idiots realizing that if you put a chick with a huge ass in shorts two sizes too small in a park, people will look:
A true scientific breakthrough. I’m going to give these guys the benefit of the doubt and assume most of the reactions are real (excluding the girlfriend slapping one, way too contrived) because WHY would you fake this when you don’t have to and give out some gold stars for reactions to these guys:
I like their enthusiasm and seeing the simple joy a woman’s big ass can bring to people’s lives but a butt slap of your friend to celebrate that chick’s noteworthy ass is a curious move to say the least. And of course this elegant gentleman:
Filming a random chick walking by while pulling your sad pud is about as pre-crime as a guy hanging out in a park can get, perhaps other than Jared from Subway near the swings muttering something about rare Pokemon Go creatures and footlongs. And of course I can’t leave out this guy:
When you need a pro to check out a big booty with comedy, authority, and a stare so hot it can burn right through her asshole, you’ve got to trust a black dude. He’s playing booty-staring chess with a sharpshooter’s accuracy while those ass slapping fun boys above are playing checkers.