Ryan Fitzpatrick Has Been Cultivating Mass

Umm no wonder the Jets haven’t upped their offer for Fitzy. They took one look at him looking like Fat Mac from Season 7 of Always Sunny and were like “uhhh we’re all set. You can go retire or whatever.” I mean Fitzy’s looking THICK in this picture. It looks like he might be hiding a female CEO behind him in this shot. I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say it was just a sloppy tuck job. When you get the bubble around your waist from a bad tuck-in it makes you look like you’re rocking a spare tire. Either get less fat or get better at tucking in your shirt, Ryan. Because this look definitely isn’t helping with your negotiations