Don King, Still The Best Dressed Man In America

How has Don King not put out an entire line of American themed clothing? Do I have to do all the work for you Don? Come on man, this jacket is unbelievable and ever man, woman, and child in this country deserves to at least have a chance at owning it. Get it together, Don. I thought you were a promoter.

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Don King is in that category of people that if you asked me “are they alive” I would have a hard time saying definitively one way or another. I could have sworn he died like 10 years ago. Also in that group, Gary Coleman, the dad from Frazier, Kirk Cameron, Scott Baio (until yesterday), Keith Richards, the other guy from Dawson’s Creek (not Dawson).