You Let Lou Holtz Walk Around The RNC With A Bottle of Crown, You're Gonna Get Some Takes On Immigrants

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An 80 year old man walking around the Republican National Convention with a full bottle of Crown Royal whisky – I’m no professional oddsmaker, but I’d set the line at over/under 13 minutes before he makes his first comments about immigrants.

Best part is though, nobody can be mad. I’m certainly not. Everybody knows 78 is the cutoff, after that you can say literally whatever pops into your head about anyone’s race, religion, sexuality, etc etc. You just roll your eyes and say ahh that’s just Grandpa Lou being Grandpa Lou again, can’t help himself, also he pooped himself again.

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Worst part about immigrants, can’t understand them when they talk. Speak American!