Orioles Reliever Chaz Roe Has The Most Electric Hair In Baseball

Can we just admire the lettuce on Orioles reliever Chaz Roe? Roe came up last year with the Birds after bouncing around a bit. and has been in Norfolk most of this season, but he looked good last night in his inning of work, and had a span of about a month and a half last season where he was unhittable. If he can get back to that, there is no reason to think he can’t stick around up here. I’m not sure how long he is going to stay in Baltimore and when he will be sent back to Norfolk, but while he is here, lets look at his beautiful locks.

He doesn’t only rock the long slicked back hair, he mixes it up a little.

Sometimes he feels the need to rock the fu manchu.

I wish I had the balls to go full beard, shaved sides, and mohawk on top. Chaz kills the look.

No beard with a bit of a fluffy mullet in the back is also a good look. If you think you have any chance against a guy with a full sleeve and a mullet like this, you are insanely wrong.

Is this like an evolved version of a mohawk? Bigger, more powerful hawk? Whatever it is, it’s fantastic.

He rocked this a few seasons ago in Arizona, and you’ve got to respect the point on that beard. Probably not very easy to keep that shape with the humidity down there.

I don’t even know what to say about this, but I love it. Guy looks like he would drop you in a second in a bar fight. Every team needs a guy like this, someone who looks loco, and you know if something pops off, he’ll be there. Wildcard bitches.

BUT THIS…..THIS HAIR is fantastic. It’s fleek. It’s electric. If he didn’t have a wife, he would have stolen your girlfriend in a second with this hairdo. Chaz Roe may be the first player in MLB history who doesn’t have to wear a hat because his hair is flame emoji hot.

Chaz isn’t a one-trick pony either, not only does he have the hair, he can pitch! He has some filthy stuff, including this slider that looks impossible to hit. You tell me which is better, the hair or the slider.

This looks photoshopped, that’s how good his pitch is. It literally looks like a computer did it. That pitch is unbelievable, and unhittable. If you can figure out how a man can make a ball move like that only using your hands, please fill me in.

 

Chaz Roe is a natural treasure, and the O’s need to capitalize on this. Give me a Chaz Roe mullet giveaway day. That one is free Orioles PR people, next one will cost you. Keep doin you Chaz, let those locks grow baby!