A Cashier Ignored A Robber Trying To Hold Up His Store With A Gun And Continued To Serve His Customers
BBC- When an armed robber stormed into Said Ahmed’s takeaway in New Zealand, he probably did not expect to be ignored. But Mr Ahmed, who runs the Egyptian Kebab House in Christchurch, wasn’t fazed by the gun-wielding masked man demanding money. In fact, CCTV footage from inside the shop shows the cool kebab shop owner placing an order into a bag and handing it to a waiting customer, as the would-be robber continues to make his demands for cash. “He came into my shop and took out a gun from a bag and asked me to give him money,” Mr Ahmed explained. “I’m not a hero. I just stayed calm and he wasn’t expecting that. “I am a businessman. I hadn’t finished with my customer and my priority was to finish serving him,” Mr Ahmed said. “For a moment I was scared he might shoot but then I just thought if that happens then it is my destiny, but my calm reaction just surprised him I think and he just ran away.”
Holy fucking shit, Said Ahmed is a grown ass man whose only problem is that his balls must ache as they drag across the floor. Like Sam Cassell must be impressed by the size of Ahmed’s scrotum because that is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. I mean I understand you have to be a little loony if you live in Australia or New Zealand. Basically everything on those islands is poisonous and/or can eat you at any given moment. And the two things I know about New Zealand in particular is that its the birthplace of the litter of giants that Steven Adams’ mother produced and the home of the Haka dance.
So maybe this is just business as usual in New Zealand. Because even the customer was like “move out of my way pussy and let me get my sandwich” as that robber casually got his lunch eaten for him. That robber really has nowhere to go from here either. Can’t make it in the real world. Probably doesn’t have the heart from prison. Might as well just carve his name into the wall like Brooks from Shawshank and just call it a life.
P.S. This story is just further proof of the theory that if you live South of the equator for long enough, you become wackier than everyone in the Northern Hemisphere because you are upside down 24/7 and the blood rushes to your head. Simple science, folks.