Can't Knock This Little Girl's Freaked Out Reaction To Her Sister's Period

I know at some point guys are supposed to grow up and stop acting like baby girls whenever they so much as hear the word “period,” at least that’s what I’m told, but that time still hasn’t come for this gentleman right here. I’m not such a stupid little baby that I think people are actually going to die, but that’s about the only difference in our reactions. I know, I know. It’s immature of me and I’m sure you could twist it to be sexist or some bullshit, but I’m just letting you know the facts here: if I fucking SAW a tampon like this girl did I would be dead on the spot. I’d be sober as a judge and still go out like Jimi Hendrix in a pile of my own puke. I’ll be over a friend’s house and see a tampon wrapper in the bathroom trash and immediately go into detective mode, trying to see who’s the culprit so I can avoid them and not catch backsplash or something. Is that how it works? I have no idea, I didn’t go to medical school. Sorry I’m not a vagina doctor, but I’m not taking risks around uterine walls.