Chick Praying With Her Eyes Closed While Driving Crashes Into House

MARY ESTHER — A 28-year-old woman was taken to the hospital for evaluation after driving into a Mary Esther house Thursday morning.

The woman told Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputies she was praying at the time and had her eyes closed, according to the OCSO.

The Fort Walton Beach woman was traveling eastbound on Marcia Drive when she failed to stop at a stop sign, went through an intersection and into the yard of a home on Miramar Drive.

She tried to back out but got stuck in the sand, the OCSO said.

She was cited for reckless driving with property damage.

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I’m not a God guy but if there was every any definitive proof that He existed, here you go. Chick driving around a 3,100 pound hunk of metal with her eyes closed talking to someone in the sky – no innocent people hurt, no car full of kids on their way to soccer practice hit head on, no pedestrians mowed down on the way to the store to buy Swedish Fish. Just guide her dumbass diiiiirectly into an empty house and ruin her dumb car and have her airbag blow up in her dumb face. That’s the kind of God I can get down with, punishing all the goddamn (excuse my language) stupid idiots who live down here. Like to believe that Darwinism handles it, but if it can’t get everyone, got no problem with the Big Guy getting some credit.

Poor dude is definitely up there just shaking His damn head at us all day every day. I mean this fucking lady is driving a car with her eyes closed. I spent 7 days on this shit?

PS,

I was searching “God GIF” for this blog and this doesn’t really apply but it was so fire I had to include it.