Portugal Wins Euro 2016! Let's Go Nuts!

Big time to be from Fall River (fuck New Bedford). I consider myself a minority because I’m not Portuguese and grew up in Fall River, but I’ll tell you what: I am on FIRE right now. Let’s fucking go, Portugal! Give me that churizo! Give me that sweet bread! We were so ahead on kale! I quit soccer when I was a kid because no one would speak to me in English but I’ll crush a few for Portugal right now, believe that. Don’t even care, I am IN on Portugal.