Big Sexy Is Heading To The All Star Game!
https://twitter.com/Mets/status/751492975964876801
Move the fuck over, MadBum! 43 year old Tolo is an All Star! Last time King Bart was in San Diego he made the earth stand still
Now he’s heading back as an All Star. 4th time for Tolo. 1998, 2005, 2013, 2016. Doesnt even make sense to make the All Star team 4 times with like decade long stretches in between but thats how Big Sexy rolls.
All thats left is to make sure Terry uses him as a pinch hitter instead of pitching.
PS – If you dont think that Noah and Bart are gonna tear a hole in the city of San Diego you’re outside of your mind. They are gonna tag team the shit out of that city. Both of them might come home with a couple more new families.
