Bulls Set To Sign Dwyane Wade

Alright, I’m just going to spit out a bunch of thoughts real quick and hope to make sense of this. Here we go.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE BULLS DOING? You know what Gar Forman said 3 weeks ago??! This

You know what he has done since? Signed a 30 year old mercurial point guard that can’t shoot and will probably fight with the Coach and players. Then went out and doubled down by signing a THIRTY FOUR year old guard that can’t shoot and has bad knees. How the fuck did we go from get younger and more athletic to this? How the hell are you going to put 3 of the top 10 most stubborn alpha males on the same team with a weak head coach? How the fuck do you play 3 guys who all can’t shoot threes? How the fuck is any of this going to work? What the fuck is the plan other than sell jerseys and get bounced by Lebron in round 2? Fuck man. This shit is really starting to get old. Have a fucking plan for me on time, just once. Then go out and execute that plan. Now we get a bunch of “I’m coming home” videos and Gar/Pax sitting in a press conference saying the Bulls can compete for a Championship NOW. That will happen, it’s unbelievable, but it will 100% happen.

Alright, now that I’ve had a breath I’m ready for a mini spinzone. Here we go again.

The Bulls will at least be interesting. I mean at the bare minimum this is going to be a wild season. Will we have our first ever 3 way fist fight in practice? Will Fred go insane? Will the team actually be decent and win a few fun games and give us a couple of happy memories? Who knows. I guess when you break it down the plan is simply be more than irrelevant, and that has certainly happened. Now if we can just get injuries from Kawhi, Lebron, Durant, Steph, Horford, and Chris Paul, the Bulls may actually win the damn thing. Let’s Go!!! Someone make me a “I’m Coming Home” video so I can run through a brick wall!