Hassan Whiteside Announces He's Returning To Miami With A Ridiculous Snapchat Video

Young Whiteside! What a preposterous video. Nothin like some Will Smith and walking aimlessly to your hotel door to announce your free agency destination. I mean, move over Lebron! The Decision wasnt shit compared to Hassan Whiteside’s announcement. He also penned a heartfelt, Pulitzer worth piece for the Players Tribune

It was a whole 5 sentences:

I’ve played on eight teams since college — from Reno to Sioux Falls to Sichuan, China. I am not ready for there to be a ninth. I have decided to re-sign with Miami. I just wanted to take this time to tell all the fans how much you mean to this team, and to me. Can’t wait to get back to work and try to bring another championship to Miami. #HeatNation

Hes got it all covered. Written word. Video. Hassan has gotcha. The world can rest easy now that Hassan Whiteside has made his Decision.