Mayor Rahm Helps Hurt Bicyclist Who Was Hit By A Truck On Hipster Highway. Possibly Piped Her?

Big Cat 9/4/2013 4:50 PM

(Source) Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s morning coffee fix was interrupted Tuesday when he stopped to comfort a bicyclist involved in an accident with a truck. Around 8:30 a.m., the mayor stopped to pick up a drink at Big Shoulders Coffee near the intersection of Milwaukee, Chicago and Ogden avenues when he heard a loud noise outside, spokeswoman Sarah Hamilton said. The mayor ran around the corner to find a woman on a bike had been hurt in some kind of a crash, and stayed with her until an ambulance arrived, Hamilton said.

Charles Festa was sitting in Big Shoulders when he heard the scream. When Festa rounded the corner onto Milwaukee, sometimes called “the hipster highway” for the heavy bike traffic, he said he saw three cyclists and their rides on the ground near a semi-tractor trailer truck. Emanuel was kneeling next to a woman, Festa said. “She looked OK. It seemed like she was mostly freaked out. She had been hit by a truck,” Festa said.

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Did Rahm just go for the old fashioned comfort fuck? I think he did right? No injuries, no trauma, just going to sit on the corner of Hipster highway and possibly sneak a tit grab or a credit card butt hole swipe because you’re the first on the scene. Maybe even pipe her down if he was really on his game. Not mad at all either. Straight up hustle play. We’ve all been there. Whether it be a chick breaking up with a boyfriend or a small fender bender or a cat dying, the comfort fuck is such a strong play. Like first and goal on the 1. If you can’t score from that field position you don’t deserve to be on the field.

Oh and yes, the irony of a chick getting clipped next to Rahm, who is basically trying to ban all cars from the entire city of Chicago for his Divvy bikes is not lost on me.