Chinese Street Fights Are BUCKWILD

What a battle. And here I thought Asians only get down with the Martial Arts and other sophisticated ways of combat. Well I guess that’s what I get for getting all my Far East fighting knowledge from the Rush Hour movies and The Triads in GTA. I didn’t know chair throwing and crutch bashing was highlighted as masterful attacks in Sun Tzu’s Art Of War. Not to mention the Liu-Kang coming in hot with the flying leg kick. Don’t tell him Mortal Kombat is just a game and/or stereotypes don’t need to be upheld.

These Asians are lucky they didn’t stage their fight across the Pacific. Try throwing chairs at Big Bertha over here in the States. She would eat them alive. Probably literally.