You Can See The Moment Where This English Soccer Commentator's Heart Breaks

For some reason I’ve really taken to England bashing ever since the Brexit. I can’t tell you exactly why, as it will undoubtedly have absolutely not effect on my life, but I love a good piling on and if everyone’s hating something then I’m all for it. Fuck Boris Johnson! Fuck Nigel Farage! Fuck bangers and mash! The Beatles had maybe two good songs and the Queen is an inbred bitch! Big Ben? More like averagely sized Ben, if you ask me! I’m so anti-England right now you might as well call me Benjamin Martin. So I’m loving all the tears flowing across “the pond,” and this might be my favorite yet. Steve McClaren talking about how strong the British response has been and how the squad is going to be just fine, only to have his heart ripped out on live television by some Icelandic vikings and their dentist coach. Beautiful to see, really.