It's Official: Ben Simmons Is A Sixer

As expected. What position is Ben Simmons going to play? All of them. At once. He is our new god. Still not out of the woods with a trade as the Celtics didn’t select Dunn and shit could still be slung, but let’s be happy with what we’ve got. And we’ve got the best.

Now cue the damn music and buy a damn shirt!